4. “Accoutrements Llc Men’s Handerpants”
I’d stay clear of any chocolate bars in heated areas. Skid marks are always at least a little embarrassing.
3. “Images You Should Not Masturbate To”
I don’t like books that try to tell me how to live my life, and this is no exception. Challenge accepted, sir.
2. “Infant Circumcision Trainer”
K, wait… what? This is the type of thing that should be in the book above! If you get a chance, read the Q&A and reviews. #WorthIt
1. “AutoExec Wheelmate Steering Wheel Attachable Work Surface Tray”
“Guys! I had this amazing idea on the way over here, but I couldn’t write it down anywhere while I was driving. That gave me another idea!” Side note: This is a terrible idea. Please, for the love of God, do not use this thing while you’re driving!